|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 Apr 2000||BLITZKRIEG||SHOOT ME|
|27 Apr 2000||Gaer Grimsrud||Drowning. Agonising panic followed by the euphoria of an oxygen deprived brain. From somone who knows. Smothering can cause abrasions, Strangulation is more painful than people realise, and Quicksand gets that annoying sand in your eye. Some people might say Freezing is good, because the body falls to sleep once your temperature reaches a certain level, but Drowning is full of contradictory feelings. The panic and euphoria, the literal and figurative weightlessness, blahblahblah. I hope I sound as pretentious as I meant to be. GO HEELS Have a Day. PS Cutting your head off isn't as quick a death as it's advertised.|
|25 Apr 2000||Funkatronic||hang yourself from the rafters with a bedsheet|
|24 Apr 2000||alyson||go up to a volcano and jump in...
burn, baby, burn!!!
|24 Apr 2000||morepowerr||never a good idea at any age..
but bleach works well ......
|24 Apr 2000||chrisis||First of all, you have to keep in mind that the closer you are to 13, the quicker you'll have to die, otherwise you'll not have killed yourself when you're under 13. Based on this, you can have different suicide kits for different ages.
Of course children must be over 3 years old, because the kit may contain small (possibly hazardous) parts. The kits range from "the third birthday kit" (very slow death: self induced terminal illness, etc.) to "the day before 13th birthday kit"
(very quick death: common gunshot, wound to head, etc...). The kits in between are the most fun, because they're noticable from the beginning, and still last long enough to enjoy!
|24 Apr 2000||tweetythief||Probably the best way is to ducktape a point knife to each of your hands, finger touching the blades, and find an convienient electrical socket....
Or, small people get hit by buses alot, you could make someone feel real guilty doing it that way......
|22 Apr 2000||Zodiac||The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13 is to carefully, almost surgically, gouge out your eyes completely, with a knife. Any knife will do. Once both of your eyes are removed from your skull, fill your sockets with salt. The pain will send you into shock and kill you.|
|22 Apr 2000||rodrigo||with a teddy bear with a knife|
|21 Apr 2000||sinful||take a bath and throw the blow dryer in the tub with you in it:):):)|
|21 Apr 2000||mike F||jump in front of a mack truck, find your dad's gun and blow your head off|
|20 Apr 2000||angie||overeat|
|20 Apr 2000||b||Spend the rest of your life trying to make time to live out your dreams, and failing.|
|20 Apr 2000||Ricky Cox||Overdose on hopscotch|
|19 Apr 2000||javier||use strychnine... slow, painful, agonizing death|
|18 Apr 2000||Bob Smith||My suggestion would be to dismember yourself with a machete, possibly a poacher knife. You could also give yourself Chinese paper cuts/incisions all over your body, then jump into a bathtub filled of iodine and vinegar solution until you bleed to death. It's painfully fun!|
|18 Apr 2000||jay||if i were under 13 i would go on the internet and learn how to make different types of explosives. then i would sneak around and put a shit load of explosives around the people i hate including mine, then... BOOM!!!!|
|18 Apr 2000||miguel fragoso||you can take your mom's acetone and then make your own cocktail...|
|18 Apr 2000||Draco||I thinking drinking drano in the middle of class it would eat you from the inside out eventully you would just ozze from the sides hehe i wouldnt want to be the janito to clean that up|
|17 Apr 2000||god||tie a noose around your neck and stand on a block of ice until it melts|