|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|17 Jun 2000||Dean||A large fish. Dropped on the head. From forty feet up.|
|17 Jun 2000||Bibi Mouskouri||Bah, tant qu'à moi y'en a po des meilleures que d'autres! Tu t'arranges pour être sur de po manquer ton coup, pis tu y va ... faut surtout po avoir peur ... pcq si t'as peur tu risques de te manquer ou que qqn te fasse revivre ... arrange-toi pour être tu seul vraiment tu seul ! pis après ça, bin tu pognes ce que ça te tentes pis tu te tues ... c' aussi simple que ça!|
|16 Jun 2000||fbwn||a defenestration kit with a free window to put up yourself|
|15 Jun 2000||grain||getting swallowed by a large furry-suited person.|
|14 Jun 2000||Auryn||hang oneself with an elaborately woven rope made of 100% pure Barbie hair|
|14 Jun 2000||Zachary||Kissing the girl that you love passionately until your heart gives out from all the excitement...|
|14 Jun 2000||DDD||Well there is always the famous knife to the kidney and if you miss, you get to watch yourself bleed to death. Or well... you can always drag them behind you car on a dirt road going slow enough that they don't die quickly but fast enough so that they get injured and so that they dont stand up. But then there are always the fact that you can cut off all your non vital parts of your body and again watch yourself bleed to death or blackout whichever comes first|
|13 Jun 2000||J R||Get a valium from your mothers purse and take 10 pills with a glass of wine, then go and take a nice hot bath.|
|12 Jun 2000||sophie||growing up kills you the fastest|
|12 Jun 2000||Pengu||if u start smoking u r sure to die by the time your 70|
|12 Jun 2000||thale||steal your mom's diazapam and draw yourself a deep bath|
|07 Jun 2000||Lucas the God||To get out of a roller coaster while it's moving in a looping.|
|06 Jun 2000||@Li||Steal some money or something valuable from someone and pawn it off. Take the money and go to your neighborhood friendly drug dealer and have them hook you up phat with everything they sell, make sure they sell coke and or heiroin and overdose yourself at a party.|
|06 Jun 2000||John Doe||pretend you're a space monkey..... all you need is 1. a plastic bag, make sure the bag is big enough to fit over your head completely. 2. a large rubber band or shoe string.... please if you're using a shoe make sure it's red.... space monkeys love the color red.
Begin by placing the bag formly around your head all the way to the base of your neck.... careful.... no air in the bag, space monkeys need no air. Okay now that the bag is in place tie the string around your neck. Remember air is no friend of the space monkey. Make shure the string is tight enough..... can you feel air in your lungs..... if you can please tie the sting tighter.
Thank you and enjoy our fine product. Kid tested mother approved!
|05 Jun 2000||137||Bring a knife and a gun with you to a hotel. Go to the pool. Stand on the edge of the diving board. Gut yourself. Retain balance. Shoot yourself in the temple. This way you bleed a lot and create a terrible scene, bringing the end bravely and pissing off some rich people at the same time.|
|05 Jun 2000||Nana||watch Teletubies|
|05 Jun 2000||No||Doing Drugs, Cutting yourself, Starvation, Etc...|
|05 Jun 2000||Silkey||Skip out of school, get bout 3,4 9 bottles of rubber cement...
Get your rubber cement out, pour enough in a plastig sandwich bag,(keep in mind to do alot)put the bag in your hand and put top of bag around your mouth. Watch cartoons in your parents bedroom, chill, inhale normally, dont breath fast. Get high first, then just pass out for ever.
|05 Jun 2000||Innocence||Play with the coyotes in my back yard|
|04 Jun 2000||Cunt||Tell a man with a gun who has just got out of jail that he is your best friend and you want to suck his dick|