|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Jun 2000||Innocence||Play with the coyotes in my back yard|
|04 Jun 2000||Cunt||Tell a man with a gun who has just got out of jail that he is your best friend and you want to suck his dick|
|03 Jun 2000||Diego||cortar pedaço por pedaço do seu corpo, dedos, braços orelha, com uma faca muito afiada e ir tentando montar um outro ser. A brincadeira só acaba quando se morre, pois está sangrando sem parar.Mas parece divertido.|
|03 Jun 2000||roger||T'es un pauvre con de faire un site de mème. Tu sais sûrement pas ce que ça peut faire.|
|03 Jun 2000||Angela||WELL,,,YOU COULD SHOOT YOURSELF THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BEST AND PAINLESS WAY TO GO MAKE SURE ITS IN YOUR HEAD... THERE IS ALSO A RATHER LARGE VEIN IN YOUR INNER THIGH THAT IF CUT YOU COULD BLEED TO DEATH IN 2.5 SECONDS WICH WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY PAINLESS|
|03 Jun 2000||Satan||The best, I SAY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS TO DO THIS:
On a piece of paper, say you sell your soul to me, the Devil. Then say you will be willing to rot in eternal pain and suffering for the rest of your miserable pathetic life. Then find as many wall tacks as possible and stick them all over your body. This will make the pain very intense. Then, with a dull knife, slowly cut away at your finger nails. While you are doing this, you sould be preparing a "love potion" out of bleach, draino, lysol, and 409. Then, take 50 pills of prozac, 10 pills of ibuprofen, drink a bottle of robitussen (tastes good), and drink your "love potion". Mmmmmmmm, souls
|03 Jun 2000||nik||choke yourself|
|02 Jun 2000||genocide X||stick a hose into your parents gas tank and have the end hover over the gas so you can inhale the fumes. that shit works like nitrous oxide. keep huffin till your lungs corrode and you should be dead.... hehehehehehehe|
|02 Jun 2000||Dharma||This could work for any age. If you are pissed at your parental units and in the middle of an argument with them, run to to the kitchen grab the biggest steak knife you can, look them straight in the eyes and say, "You want my blood then here you go!!!" Proceed to raise the knife to your throat and make a deep slice across your throat making sure to splatter some blood on the parental units. This works because you will traumatize your parents and it make a lasting image in the brains.|
|01 Jun 2000||Kara||Eat rat poison, then play circus clown and have someone throw knives at you.|
|01 Jun 2000||Mike Kevorkian||the bathtub|
|01 Jun 2000||Grim Reaper||Fuck your brains out|
|31 May 2000||sonny||have someone else look at you through their two fingers and squash your head. but then that would be murder, and your friend could end up in jail...|
|31 May 2000||Danielle||S'étouffer avec un pampers ou avec le biberon de sa petite soeur.|
|31 May 2000||Christian||get run over by your own parents|
|31 May 2000||PIGGIE||tHE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE THIRTEEN WOULD BE TO GO TO THE HIGHEST LOCATION POSSIBLE, AND JUMP WITH NO PARACHUTE.. THAT WAY.. U HAVE FUN, AND YOU GET TO EXPERIENCE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!|
|30 May 2000||Joe McIntosh||Look around the house for some of your parents' prescription drugs. Read whatever the advised dosage for an adult is and take triple that amount.
Now there should probably be a small amount of time before you begin to pass out. In that time get as far away from any and all signs of civilization as quickly as possible. When you wake up you should be groggy from the drugs and not know where you are. Your family notices you (and their drugs) missing and automatically assumes the worst. So, while you wait to be found, you're dead as far as anyone is concerned.
This is what it will be like when you die: not knowing where you are, not knowing if someone will find you, wondering what your friends and family are doing without you, wondering if you'll ever be able to go back.
|30 May 2000||RiceBoy||you can ram a barbie doll into your mouth, while it might hurt and you may react by removing it, you can push far enough so that the hair will choke you.|
|30 May 2000||Tenshi||Numb your wrists and slice them or you can slice them under hot water. Remember to cut along the vein, not across it.
Or maybe you can do a drug overdose with some of you parents' drugs. Painless and at least you're high before you die.
|30 May 2000||liquid||get a time machine
kill your mother