|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 Jan 2000||pureNRG||Climb your favorite tree with an antenna in a thunder and lightning storm. Hold the antenna up. Only then and there will you find the most shocking secrets of death.|
|26 Jan 2000||Chris||Pretend to be an adult.|
|26 Jan 2000||Jose||Maybe you should call a hotline or something, but jump off the roof of the high school and you should die!|
|26 Jan 2000||Trev, Lex +Jo||Go to the local-dodgy travelling fair ground ...
Find the ride called THE CAGE (the big spinny thing that u stand in and it goes up on its side etc)...
Go underneath the CAGE ride and pull out some wires, have some fun, be experimental - after all, its the only chance u'r gonna get...
Right. Now, get on the ride - and laugh hystericaly as you fly off - to u'r death..
BONUS - - - U GET TO TAKE OUT OTHER PPL TOOOO - - including the flash bastard that goes on upside-down..;D.
|26 Jan 2000||HELLEN||CHOKE ON A TELETUBBY TOY|
|26 Jan 2000||Joshua Shamblin||Drink Liquid Drano|
|23 Jan 2000||Forgot||Choke on a Happy Meal toy.. That way your parents can sue and pay for the funeral.|
|23 Jan 2000||Jillian||The most painful and torturous way to kill yourself when under thirteen is one that many pre-pubescents practice daily --- listen to pop music.|
|23 Jan 2000||Elementropy||you tell your parents that you are staying out late with a friend. tell your friend that you are going to go and meet a potential boy/girlfriend and could they cover for you for a few hours. this wil buy you some time.
now take a trip to your local target/wal-mart/whatever and pick up a pack ov razor blades, or a box knife if you can find one. it shouldn't cost much, less than two dollar and affordable for any american child. also pick up either some cough syrup or some muscle relaxers, like doan's pills or something. this might strike a checker as being a little strange, but probably not strange enough to stop you from getting any ov these items.
Go to a secluded spot that you have chosen ahead of time, somewhere that no one else goes and where no one would think to look for you for at least a while after they discover that you are gone.
Take the medicine that you got. Give it at least an hour to work before you use your razor or box knife. I don't really think that i have to explan the rest, do I?
|22 Jan 2000||hdk||I thought a lot about it, when I was under 13. I tried getting my head stuck in the ladder of a swimming pool, I sat on a window ledge of a 15 story building, and I set my curtain on fire.
But nothing worked, somebody always helped me. Then, when I was 12, a friend of mine sat on the ledge of her balcony, the ledge broke, and she fell about 40 m.
I'm glad I'm alive, and I now cherish this pathetic little life.
Commit suicide when you're confused, and you lock yourself in a confusing hell. Your brain is alive for 72 hours after death, which will literally seem like an eternity. And you will probably regret the moment you stopped hearing your heartbeat...
|22 Jan 2000||damian||Watch mtv for many, many hours and life or death will become irrelevant.|
|22 Jan 2000||kobi||The best way to die is to live. To die is easy and boring. To live is exciting and amusing much like a game or toy that comes in a box.|
|22 Jan 2000||tastey||Leg sex. Stick leg inside of ear now and don't tell me .... ... . . . ..|
|22 Jan 2000||redrum s'natas||If you truly want to kill yourself you have to do it the right way or you will have to live with it if you fail... I would want to die happier than i was when i was living..... Overdose on heroin. If you dont have that kind of cash, get a 9mm glok and point it under you chin... and feel no more pain my children. But before you go.... be friend with your enemies, let them start to love you... become sucessful and then when you can't take anymore.... do the deed. It will leave them wondering.... why. And their memories of you will rape their minds....forever. It is the ultimate revenge. That is how you die.|
|22 Jan 2000||log||a banana and a toothbrush|
|20 Jan 2000||Special K||-Hit yourself constantly with a hammer
-Eat chinese food
-Eat cement and shit bricks
|20 Jan 2000||digital d||How about the old fashion way: you could pretend to kill yourself with kindness?|
|20 Jan 2000||dingdongwongbong||Hair dryer in the bath.|
|20 Jan 2000||billy jo bob||Put a rat in a straw and suck it through the straw eventually it will be caught in your windpipe and from there you will suffocate or be killed by the rat picking at your insides, hence killing yourself. :b|
|20 Jan 2000||Ghost||I think the best way would be for him/her to jump into a pot of boiling water, he he!|