Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
21 Apr 2000 mike F jump in front of a mack truck, find your dad's gun and blow your head off
20 Apr 2000 angie overeat
20 Apr 2000 b Spend the rest of your life trying to make time to live out your dreams, and failing.
20 Apr 2000 Ricky Cox Overdose on hopscotch
19 Apr 2000 javier use strychnine... slow, painful, agonizing death
18 Apr 2000 Bob Smith My suggestion would be to dismember yourself with a machete, possibly a poacher knife. You could also give yourself Chinese paper cuts/incisions all over your body, then jump into a bathtub filled of iodine and vinegar solution until you bleed to death. It's painfully fun!
18 Apr 2000 jay if i were under 13 i would go on the internet and learn how to make different types of explosives. then i would sneak around and put a shit load of explosives around the people i hate including mine, then... BOOM!!!!
18 Apr 2000 miguel fragoso you can take your mom's acetone and then make your own cocktail...
18 Apr 2000 Draco I thinking drinking drano in the middle of class it would eat you from the inside out eventully you would just ozze from the sides hehe i wouldnt want to be the janito to clean that up
17 Apr 2000 god tie a noose around your neck and stand on a block of ice until it melts
17 Apr 2000 ZBT overdose on weed bro
16 Apr 2000 Pooh hanging yourself while masturbating. It not only increases the feeling but you die happy
16 Apr 2000 karmela It's very simple, Mouchette.
Just be good, and listen to your mum's and dad's advice. That will do.
15 Apr 2000 Lance stick crayons in your eyes
15 Apr 2000 tom Stick two pencils up your nose and slam it your head on the desk. Crashing the pencils right through your brain.
14 Apr 2000 Dave This one is really easy. As you finish the last drop of HCl (Hydroclorich Acid) lift the gun to your head and pull the trigger. Easy and the HCl will quickly eat away at your insides. Pretty Pretty Pretty!
13 Apr 2000 christian Becoming sexually curious, shoving mother's vibrator up your rectum, and dying of internal bleeding.
13 Apr 2000 Dingdongwongbong this is sick, I lost someone to suicide and it is a really sad bastard that would run the site.Rot in hell fuckers!
12 Apr 2000 Spider A plastic knife, washable red paint, liquid latex to make fake lacerations, a jar of candies labled poison with a skull and crossbones, a fake suicide note with blanks for you to fill in.
11 Apr 2000 psychobitch Any good suicide kit would include these itmes:

1- a fountain pen and a sheet of decorative, official-looking paper perfect for writing your will on (don't want those younger siblings getting all your cool stuff!)

2- a small diary for an optional manifesto - tell the world what's wrong with it before making your lasting impression.

3- an arbitrary number of syringes. o say about ten (prefilled with painkillers), a noose, a bottle of lighter fluid and a jet-lighter (the kind that doesn't go out in the wind).

4- a child sized, plush wooden box to use as a casket, a personalized headstone (so your parents don't put some dumb thing on your last rock) and a shovel.

5- instructions that read as so:

Hide your suicide kit well. If anyone finds it, you're sure to be grounded for months. After that, dig a large hole in the backyard (just tell your parents you are trying to tunnel to hell if they ask - this is to cause suspense and leave a nice burial plot) on the last night, lay out your manifesto and will out on your bed, turn on the radio or tv so they think you're still there. (Insert ironic musical choices here). Go out to highway with a bridge. Tie the noose to something sturdy and put it around your neck. Stand on the edge of the bridge. (Smoke any cigarettes now, you won't be able to later). Dowse yourself using the entire bottle of lighter fluid. Inject as many needles as neccessary with one hand, holding the lighter tightly in the other. After a few minues, the painkillers will make you woosie and you will fall off of the bridge. Hopefully, you will have enough strenght to light the lighter. Do so. You now have a show FIT for all the stupid masses in their oncoming-traffic vehicles!

And when you are in heaven, you can tell god that it wasn't your fault, you od'd on painkiller, causing a terrible accident and get early parole from hell.

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