Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Dec 1999 Tyler Walk down the street until you find yourself raped in an alley, where once before you remember yourself playing with time.
09 Dec 1999 Smedley Gershwinkle Tatoo the words: "You made me do this." on your forehead. Then walk to a bridge and throw yourself over the side of the bridge, into a windshield of an oncoming vehicle (This will take some practice, but you should be able to calculate the trajectory of your body by tossing watermelons off the bridge prior to your leap), sending the driver of the car careening towards the supporting poles of the overpass, and eventually causing a such a horrendous crash, that, if the driver survives, he will blame himself for the loss of hundreds of lives, including yours.
08 Dec 1999 soufian celi  
08 Dec 1999 Joey Use daddy's gun. Take mommy's pretty blue pills
08 Dec 1999 pitch shifter the very best way for an under 13 person such as your good self to commit an act of suicide is self crucifixion. this may require a little help from a friend, but it would be a wonderful way to make a statement about the loss of innocence in your life. good luck!
08 Dec 1999 Astro Take some super glue and pour it all over your asshole, then press your ass cheeks together to make a tight seel. Then go to the store and buy a about 6 or 7 boxes of laxitives. I think there is 10 per box, take all 60-70 of them at once, drink a glass of water to wash'em down and stand the hell by, if it dont kill you in a couple hours you wish it did. ha ha ha
I love your site, keep banging..... Astro was here Dec/9/1999
08 Dec 1999 jed Eat rat poison, failing that, eat that slug & snail killer stuff if you can't get those things, try sticking your hand in the in-sink garbage disposal... make sure you do this when no one is home, so that pesky "she's dying! we gotta help her!" thing doesn't happen.
08 Dec 1999 Dave I must emphasize creativity Mouchette... This is important even if you are only practicing. I recommend drinking a bottle of glycerine, followed by nitric acid 98% pure {used for developing film} two small bottles, a few small jumps, and kaboom... nitroglycerine
08 Dec 1999 radar bootle of booze, joint, sledges and high mountain....
1.get drunk
2.get "jointed"
3.take your sledges and climb on a mountain...
take all of your close, and try to fall asleep.. when you are.... just GET DOWN! hmm....
08 Dec 1999 cliff Hang yourself on a spinning ceiling fan until all the blood rushes to your feet and the internal pressure of all the bodily fluids seeps out through your toes in a random fashion showering your putrid liquid and bowel secretions onto the surrounding public.
07 Dec 1999 HeLLBoY6 give a gun to a friend and pretend he shoot you by accident
07 Dec 1999 Jane Suicide is an intesely private and personal experience, and one must look into one's heart to find the method that reflects their personality, feelings, thoughts, and emotions in a way that is both fulfilling and meaningful. For example, if one was to simply drink poison, one would have to be comfortable with the possibility of mussy hair (due to convulsions), vomit, blood, and all of the other side-effects. One must ask oneself, "Do I want a beautiful death, or do I want to leave a death scene which will make others wretch, vomit, and/or want to commit suicide themselves?" If all of these issues are taken into account, suicide can be a positive experience for everyone involved.
07 Dec 1999 Scout Playing with pappy's gun is a very quick way out, or ingesting the contents of every bottle with a keep out of the reach of children label on it... But the best has got to be the home made electric chair, you pull the chord off a lamp, and wrap it around the legs of a metal chair, then your little friend sits down... and *bzzzzt* you flip the switch.
07 Dec 1999 Eric I think it would be presumptuous of me to know this answer, seeing as how I've lived for 35 years. That means I have even less experience on the subject of suicide. Maybe if you asked the successful suicide... no, I guess that wouldn't be possible. And you wouldn't really want the advice of the people who've attempted it and failed - they couldn't get it right in the first place. Besides, the young kids here in the 'States don't really need a suicide kit anymore for they've already got the shining examples of countless peers with firearms walking into schools and shooting classmates before either killing themselves or hoping to be shot by the police. It's big and splashy and dramatic, and what else could one expect from the U.S.?
07 Dec 1999 Sam Well, as for 12 year old little girls, a promising dissapearing act is always the best... You want to scare the hell out of mommy and daddy, then when they find your lil ass, you will be a mess... It's as simple as some clorox bleach in your diet coke.
07 Dec 1999 joseph Hey Mouchette. You're web site is cute. Kinda nice. Refreshing even. Something to look at while lifesucks.com is down. Suicide? Well, any drastic measures like starving or drowning yourself tend not to work. This is because your body will fight back and try not to die. And pills don't usually work because you won't take enough and you'll just end up in the hospital - but not dead. I would recommend shooting yourself but as you're too young, I just slash my wrists - careful, you have to slash vertically up your arm for maximum bleeding. Cutting horizontally across your wrist might not be effective enough and the blood could stop and clot. But watch out, it's gonna hurt. Myself, I'd go for the painless injection. Hope that helped. Since you're in Amersterdam why don't you just OD on extasy or something? All right, goodbye and have fun.
07 Dec 1999 twiggy by eating precisely 89 paracetamol, drinking a bottle of aftershave so the alcoholic content and the pills will kill you hahahahahahahahahahahaha
07 Dec 1999 katrina get a rope, find a tree with a really strong branch. Climb the tree and tie the rope around the branch. Then tie the other end around your neck and jump.
06 Dec 1999 thom Believe everything your parents tell you, without questioning a bit of it!
Chew your food twenty-six times!
Do as I say; do not do as I do!
06 Dec 1999 Neiko I think the best way to kill yourself at age thirteen ie to throw yourself in front of a train or subway train.

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