| 15 Mar 2014 | Anastasia | Who are you? |
| 22 Feb 2026 | Shayan ali khan | Soory |
| 2 Jul 2023 | Uwu | ты ебанутый |
| 15 May 2000 | Dittohead999 | You are able to write becuase you are now a ghost and hey, wait a minute, flies can't type. I dont know how you typed it |
| 2 Aug 2022 | emil | please don't haunt my laptop. |
| 24 Jan 2003 | Pigeon-Tumultueux | Thank you for writing me back. And I hope you live I hope you live forever. As long as there will be flies on earth, people will know that somewhere, you are breathing. |
| 27 Feb 2018 | Jenna | You're a ghost |
| 30 Nov 2025 | Malik | Oh gosh how can you say this? you are not dead it was you who typed... so my attempts to kill you failed. you are just wondering that you are dead because you are not aware about it |
| 25 Feb 2026 | Aetherion_Darkflare | Cuz u r not dead |
| 8 May 2022 | Fink | I DONT KNOW???? dont eat my food tho. *gives you fly cpr* |
| 30 May 2005 | Nadica | EVP |
| 9 Aug 2000 | Mark Normand | I was trying to eat supper, and that damn fly was bugging me man! Anyway, I hate flies..! What else you got to kill??? |
| 29 Nov 2025 | Mary | Die peacefully |
| 3 Aug 2018 | me | mmmemememmmemmmme |
| 26 Mar 2023 | Daniel | You're an AI |
| 5 Apr 2000 | Lindsay Boudreaux | Perhaps you were always dead. I saw no proof of a real existence. Besides, being clicked on by a mouse does not necessarily constitute murder! :-) |
| 23 May 2017 | Marie-Eve Levaseur | Vous pouvez écrire ma chère, parce qu'internet se rend en enfer. |
| 19 Oct 2000 | manue | it's your spirit who writes |
| 30 Jan 2004 | MITSOS | DAMMNED!!! YOU ARE STILL ALIVE..... |
| 2 Mar 2020 | ben rover | you virgin gay homo |
| 28 Feb 2016 | assnakedmiddle-agedman | you a ghost, ma nigga :3 |
| 22 Jan 2019 | bblovetrobel | ben t'es une super mouchette de ses morts, je vois que ca..... |
| 11 Jun 2021 | Ass. | It's cuz ur gay |
| 30 Dec 2022 | Paulo | I think it's because you're a good person |
| 28 Mar 2024 | Вера Валерьевна Бирюкова | пошланахуймуухаблть |
| 15 Jun 2023 | Ника | я твою мать ебала. я тебя расчленила свои богом подобным хуем по этому ты умерла |
| 13 Dec 2025 | ALAMIN | Nothing |
| 8 Sep 2025 | Colápso Cardíaco Souza | you are a ghost |
| 25 Jul 2020 | willo | your soul inhabits this place. |
| 4 Dec 2025 | fucking | fuck you |
| 25 Feb 2021 | Ярослав | Тебя сбила машина |
| 20 Sep 2002 | Lalla | Par transmission de pensées (télépathie) |
| 27 Aug 2017 | Morticia | you have magic gloves |
| 12 May 2022 | what? | oh |
| 9 Jan 2004 | denise | you are spirit now thats why |
| 11 Jul 2022 | Anik | you can't, so I will continue for you |
| 21 Mar 2018 | BlackNugger | Nigger faggot |
| 9 Jun 2021 | deez nuts | you're just so gooodd |
| 22 Sep 2001 | meagan | you're psycho |
| 21 Apr 2026 | Savan | No since for sound |
| 7 Sep 2024 | my name is alice hi :D | ummmm idunno! |
| 7 Apr 2017 | christy | u r a ghost bc of me.. im sorry.. |
| 31 Jan 2023 | kaden | i killed you because you have no purpose |
| 5 Mar 2024 | Елисей | камаз |
| 14 Mar 2013 | LOL | Bonjour, comment tu t'appelles ? |
| 3 Jun 2005 | J | Because we all started off dead to begin with. Welcome back. Lovely site layout by the way. |
| 7 Jul 2024 | anthony j crowley | your subconscious thoughts are being translated to text, your mind is awake, but you aren’t, you’re getting close to the edge of death but you can still blink, you can still speak, you can still think, you can still question, but you’re getting closer and closer to the end. |
| 23 May 2017 | Someone | IT'S A GHOST GET IN THE CAR |
| 12 Dec 2004 | louise | you are no dead you are re born silly |
| 29 Nov 2025 | Roan | Because 1st this is your spirit. 2nd the creator of the web made you life this in codes. |
| 27 May 2023 | fuck u | fuck u little bitch Ukraine suck a dick Biden |
| 4 Nov 2018 | agshakj | you are the big gay mate das wy i killed ya but i like you |
| 11 Nov 2024 | damur | ГОЙДА!!!!!!!! ZZZZZ ZZ ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV |
| 26 Sep 2024 | cement | because you can |
| 25 May 2021 | Noktem | you are a software |
| 23 May 2018 | allah | because you not dead nigga |
| 5 Apr 2000 | Zoran Kuljis | The fly is dead, but the soul still burns. Your legacy lives on through the keyboard. Either that, or you are not telling the truth about being dead, but maybe just knocked out. Just a guess. |
| 6 Dec 2021 | TerraBolt | да потому что ты пидр ёпта |
| 16 Jul 2018 | big dick joe | my dick is really big and i can't stop it from growing much bigger help :( |
| 27 May 2004 | essai | cela dépend de notre vécu... |
| 25 Dec 2025 | Abdullah Sahir | IDK |
| 2 Dec 2000 | Omen555 | I am so sorry. I shall never underestimate the significance of another living creature... (until it pisses me off). |
| 20 Dec 2025 | Himasree singha | How can I write this since I'm dead? |
| 6 Feb 2021 | nemison | пашол нахой |
| 24 Aug 2020 | TheNikkis | You are a ghost |
| 18 Apr 2007 | neo | You are now outside the matrix as an octopus who has an english translator. |
| 19 Mar 2017 | heather | spooky ghost |
| 4 Mar 2022 | Angel | Because dead is fake and you don |
| 16 Dec 2000 | mia | b/c yer a supernatural fly. yer evil and are possesed. I hate you! HAHAHAHA |
| 22 Jan 2026 | Neha Bankar | i am dead |
| 20 Mar 2022 | rivki | you were reborn as the antichrist |
| 18 Jan 2001 | Ian | Is there really an answer to all these questions we ask. What is death only than the unknown? |
| 15 May 2025 | Benja | You can haunt tho |
| 29 Jul 2023 | лоли | потому что ты сайт |
| 28 Jul 2017 | kev | this is so cryptic |
| 30 Sep 2018 | JESUS | GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL |
| 31 Jan 2026 | Max | Fuck you |
| 7 Oct 2022 | Dmitriy | Maybe... It's not you writing? |
| 1 Dec 2025 | haider | you are died i am died |
| 15 Jan 2013 | Lil | Yes |
| 28 Nov 2025 | Aryan | This is only a AI function |
| 23 May 2017 | lindsay | I'm sorry. I don't know. I wish I could help |
| 18 Dec 2000 | jUAN | BECAUSE DEATH DOESN'T EXIST. YOU LIVE WITH ME ON THE TIP OF MY FINGER. |
| 8 Dec 2025 | unknown | AI |
| 4 Dec 2025 | Weed | Ai he bhenchodd |
| 23 May 2017 | Alley | Maybe, you'll haunt me for the rest of my life for revenge, and you've taken possession of my computer with your spirit? |
| 17 Aug 2024 | fsr | they're coming.... |
| 18 Mar 2026 | Payal | Because you are not real but a program |
| 4 Jul 2001 | Dan | I don't have no idea. AH HA I KNOW you're really not dead. You're right though I am a Killer |
| 5 Sep 2020 | teobaldo | You are dead. |
| 15 Nov 2023 | Charlie | You're writing this on heaven |
| 29 Nov 2025 | Regenhehe | Fuck you |
| 24 Mar 2007 | benoit | je sais pas ! |
| 21 Oct 2021 | Sasha | Because u hindered me, stupid fly!!!I glad u died ASSHOLE!!! |
| 27 Sep 2020 | Rhea | ......... |
| 28 Feb 2013 | Jenny | Quand quelqu'un d'autre écrit pour nous... |
| 3 Jun 2006 | sunshine | you cant..you wernt dead when you wrote this....you were alive...it was set to go off when you died little fly... -anthony- |
| 10 Jan 2017 | Max | Because death is not a finality. |
| 10 Sep 2023 | Lee | You exist as 0s and 1s you can never be death |
| 26 Apr 2004 | kyle | because you exist online, you are the spirit of the internet |