9 Oct 2000 | Larry Lungfish | Automatic writing... ever heard of it? |
17 May 2009 | Emmanuel | Si on peut savoir que dire en étant une mouche, on peut très bien écrire en étant une mouche morte. |
23 May 2017 | Mirka | You're on my shoulder, you told me to click!! |
2 Aug 2018 | you are alive sauce | |
29 Oct 2019 | Tanjiro | Because you are not dead |
23 May 2017 | fackers | you're a son of a bitch |
1 Apr 2020 | Alaura | you can't be fully dead, can you? |
15 Oct 2021 | ильья | loooooooool |
1 Jul 2022 | Dab | Hfisjsbdbdbd |
14 Sep 2024 | Арьяна | Хз |
27 Jun 2024 | Konstantin | you coded it |
8 Mar 2023 | Zirconiumgaming | A text message from the afterlife? Idk man! |
23 May 2017 | loutchik | il y a des mots quel'on peut écrire sanssvoir à les graver materiellement ilsuffit de les transmettre à un vivant en pensées |
7 Oct 2000 | Jim Andrews | Dead letters live on air. |
17 Jun 2021 | Poo shit fart | Your a nigger |
11 Oct 2023 | Karina | IDK |
17 May 2000 | Darci Mallon | your a fly, who cares, just be glad your dead. |
15 Apr 2023 | Виктория | Wnat ? |
3 Nov 2020 | Илюша | Илюша |
9 Nov 2019 | jordan | Magicc |
23 May 2017 | Eli | you're not dead you're just a drama queen |
21 Nov 2020 | grievingNobody | pussy |
6 Apr 2000 | Martin Ayub | Ghostwriting? |
19 Nov 2000 | MARIALENA | You are already reincarnated!! |
28 Nov 2000 | Kurt Roberts | You are dead, yes? Buzz off. I don't like liars. |
11 Nov 2000 | Gene | Well, you see, there is a thing called the chaos theory. You may have been dead one minute, but according to the chaos theory, anything can happen from minute to minute, so you randomly resurrected. I would count myself lucky if I were you, seeing has there is about a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000... etc. chance for such a thing to happen. This also explains why I clicked on you. I was exercising the chaos theory. Now aren't you glad you asked? |
16 May 2021 | Молля | Ты сука здохни |
4 Oct 2024 | Randal | You arent real you cant die |
1 Apr 2023 | Ggjkh | Oh... Mohset cry |
2 Nov 2021 | Rusicko | Кирил |
25 Feb 2021 | Elizaveta Polenok | because im not killer, sorry |
9 Apr 2000 | Alvaro P. F. da Silva | how can i tell you since I'm dead? I killed you. You killed me too. How do I know? You do too. |
26 Feb 2004 | Bianca | you are a gohstfly |
30 Jun 2023 | sigma | fortnite |
9 Jul 2021 | Slava | Porno |
17 Jul 2008 | .... | Because you're a virtual presence, not quite an avatar, that cannot be truly alive, or dead. You simply have an awareness, a level of conciousness. |
18 Jan 2001 | manfred | that's because i'm a dead fly too, i managed to get some halfdead cat angry about me, she chased me and hit the mouse button, now we are both finally in nirvana, yeah |
24 Dec 2022 | дима | я тебе помогу |
23 May 2017 | josé aldunate | because you can't die in this strange dimension. |
20 Sep 2000 | Moi | Cause your only dead in your mind! |
15 Feb 2006 | Chrismas Jones | Arrrrh, Im A Pirate |
21 Aug 2003 | aurelie | avoir fait un testament |
28 Nov 2000 | Roobarb Kenwad | quite simply my poor dazed friend, you are not dead, but simply stunned by my click. Pull yourself together and fly off you weedy wet, before i really kill you. |
21 Mar 2019 | gay | your mum gay |
22 Oct 2000 | Efraim Brott | because when we bridge the ontological divide between the corporeal and the divine with technology, we are able gain a means to traverse this great line of conciousness and continue on despite the intended presence of death. |
4 Feb 2007 | eddie | dont know |
7 Apr 2001 | mondragon | je suis desole profondement desole!!!!!! |
17 Jul 2018 | Lucy | Because you're not dead yet..? |
24 Apr 2004 | christina | mouchette identity sharing interface 2003 |
17 Nov 2000 | Harrison | Well you see, we froze your lifeless fly body until such a time arose as we could resurrect you -and- give you the intelligence of a human (even though you are really a fly). |
17 Apr 2017 | l e t m e d i e | I'm dead too |
27 Feb 2022 | Luan | filha daputa |
29 Mar 2023 | Эмили | Мне срать на твои личные проблемы, пупсик. То, что ты сдох это твои проблемы, у меня своих по горло |
15 Aug 2001 | nichole | you've come back from the dead to write it or else you have great supernatural powers! |
15 Feb 2017 | Matty | How can you write in the first place? You're a fly. Unless all flies can type. And read, in that case. That means we should be able to communicate with flies. Im dead, but does that mean Im a fly? WHAT DOES IT MEAN-WHAT DOES IT MEAN-WHAT DOES IT MEAN-WHAT DOES IT MEAN... |
17 Sep 2024 | ............ | Idk |
23 May 2017 | Julie Lépine | Je me présente, Julie Lépine, étudiante en cinéma. Avant de répondre à votre question, soit «comment peut-on écrire quand on est mort», je dois souligner l'efficacité de votre oeuvre numérique. Le fait de nous demander de vous écrire suppose que la personne réfléchisse à ses actes et à ce mouvement de masse qui nous caractérise. De plus, votre logiciel que vous utiliser pour nous répondre semble très efficace et repère certains mots clefs. Peu importe, là n'est pas votre question. Je dois avouer que je n'avais jamais pensé qu'une mouche puisse écrire, ce qui fait de moi un être très égoïste puisque je suppose (ou du moins supposais, merci à vous de m'ouvrir les yeux) que les mouches ne pouvaient écrire. Reste à débattre de la question. Honnêtement, je n'en sais rien. Par réincarnation, qui sait. Cela revient à demander comment peut-on vivre sans être mort et donc sans avoir connu la vrai valeur de la vie. |
30 Jan 2001 | chris | you are not dead, you are the square that say: "tell me". I don't know. |
14 Jul 2007 | -Black rose- | Because.. YOU ARE GOD! |
27 Oct 2013 | Hunter | You're a faggot |
3 Nov 2001 | ADAM | I'M DEAD. |
3 Sep 2021 | John Doe | ... |
28 Mar 2007 | alex | your not dead. you are a potato |
2 Jul 2002 | Thom | It could be possible to write through an electronic device, so long as your brain was alive an attached to it. Thus this is possible, although highly unlikely. |
18 Aug 2017 | Martin | It is not you. Just my head... I am sorry :) |
8 Sep 2022 | sotiris | big boobies and i like boobs i have boobs boobs boobies booba boobie boob booboboo obbbbb booooobbbbbb boobobob obobobbobbobobobob BIG MELONS real HONKERS big big giant TATAS TITTIES boobs BOOBBBBBBSSSS i loooooooove BOOBS!!!! |
8 Jul 2002 | walek | całe szczęście, że nie wszystkie muchy zadają trudne pytania, po których człowiek nie może zasnąć w nocy... |
13 Feb 2002 | sean | there's an internet cafe in heaven? |
20 Oct 2024 | marie | you're not |
21 Mar 2021 | ................. | It's my guilty conscience |
11 Aug 2021 | unknown | pray to god |
11 Jan 2001 | angelika | cause flies get into heaven |
23 Nov 2018 | PETIFILE | PENIS |
20 Dec 2016 | maria sole | bc you are not |
23 May 2017 | Claude | Tu n'es pas morte, je le sais bien.... |
15 Jul 2019 | conette | fuck you im gay |
18 Nov 2000 | sund00d | you where telemerized from the andizmonitor technology |
28 Jul 2003 | severo | i do not k n o w |
24 Nov 2001 | eric | good programming |
7 Nov 2006 | chantal | peut-être grace à une ressurection! |
7 May 2020 | кувшин) | да нефиг много клиентов на трассе принимать,не будешь чувствовать себя мертвой!1!!1!!! |
6 Mar 2024 | big ballers | i will suck on yo toe till they dry and dead jus like you. You can 5type cuz my LIFE is in you little bro YARRRRRR growllllll MY WEREWOLF TIMKE IS COMING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
24 Jan 2012 | Sophia Faber | I don't know. Maybe a better way would be how can't you. I mean, deductive reasoning and all that. |
29 Aug 2006 | Justin Vollmar | because...you HAD to... |
23 May 2017 | Chelsea Anne | Simple: you can't. (nice try, fly!) |
19 Feb 2019 | Doodle | you've possessed the computer. Don't worry, monica did too |
23 Nov 2023 | Omu | Because I'm writing it |
7 Jun 2023 | bee | im not |
7 Apr 2000 | H. Traber | Your real name is Chumley Jones. You live near a pond. You liked to look out over the water when you were alive from the comfort of your green carpeted sun porch. |
23 May 2017 | melissa | I'm so sorry again. i have killed you once before, and i missed you, so i decided to kill you once again. my soul is dead itself, so don't look at death as a bad thing. it is a thing of life. do you feel different being dead? i don't. just remember, dry your eyes, and forgive me my little fly. love always, melissa |
16 Feb 2022 | valery | No you never die |
5 Apr 2007 | bigbaldhead | because you're Caspar the friendly ghost |
19 Jan 2024 | John | you're simply NOT A FLY. |
3 Dec 2000 | Edgar Aguilar | Make it appear like a message from HELL on some of the walls of your house. |
12 Sep 2019 | joshua bardsley | poopy butthole |
3 Sep 2021 | ................ | Because you're a website |
17 Jul 2021 | idk | idk |
2 May 2023 | ............ | the spirit lives on |
24 Oct 2021 | squid | ghost powers ;) |
23 May 2017 | kei | because you're not dead |