| 2 Aug 2018 | you are alive sauce | |
| 30 Nov 2000 | candace | you have been reincarnated as a poopy and so you slimed up on the keyboard and started complaining that you were deadhehehe anyways so now you are a gianty stinky poopy BE CAREFUL OF THE PORCELIN GOD!!!! |
| 7 Feb 2007 | molly | you used your energy to manipulate the computer rock on, man |
| 10 Feb 2018 | Me Bitch | You never died >:C |
| 5 Apr 2000 | Genie Long | Durring the pre apocalyptic era of the human species, humans developed a certain disdain for the fly... At the same time, flies developed a certain quality that let them annoy the humans even after they had already died. You, my flying friend, have managed to rise above the rest of your flying brethren and gained this most horrific of traits. This trait might stem from the buzz that a fly eminates as it floats form one dimension to the next and back. Or, it may be inherited from the ability to stick to ceilings. The puny sub- species called Man may never know, yet, he may have been it's originator. |
| 25 Jan 2026 | GOURLA CHARAN | iam sorry |
| 20 Apr 2023 | Johnnie | Because actually, you're not dead |
| 9 Apr 2024 | Alice linkum | hello |
| 18 Apr 2001 | Ricardo | You're a fly in the heaven |
| 1 Dec 2021 | holyboiledcabbages | because you are very eccentric, and you allow your mind to freely explore any ideas it thinks, so you thought and reasoned your way out of death |
| 29 Mar 2024 | Ulianov | idi naxuy |
| 21 Dec 2025 | Leo | Idk |
| 4 Jul 2019 | Catastrophe | Death doesn't mean you can't do anything |
| 24 Sep 2023 | Louis Le Prince | That's up to you to decide. |
| 5 Apr 2000 | Adam | If you are as you say, you are still on. You have become one of the first to upload to it, others WILL follow! of course. |
| 9 Apr 2002 | billy bob | because you are a large hairy man living in southern atlanta. you drive a brown datsun. you have a mustache. you often smell bad. |
| 3 Nov 2021 | ÐœÐ°Ñ€Ð¸Ñ Ð¡ÑƒÐ½Ñ† | ............ |
| 15 May 2008 | maxi | because you are a faggot |
| 27 Dec 2025 | Indian | I don't know |
| 6 Jan 2022 | Ярослав Ал | Fuck! |
| 10 Dec 2019 | Danila | Yes |
| 23 Sep 2001 | danial | you're not dead |
| 23 Feb 2017 | gavrila | Dead man walking |
| 14 Aug 2024 | Lain | IDK |
| 28 Nov 2025 | Annanya Singh | You are a computer software and it can be fixed |
| 11 Apr 2023 | ne dam svoe imya | idi nahui |
| 5 Mar 2016 | em | um lol idk |
| 2 Apr 2017 | Marco | you can't |
| 18 Mar 2020 | ceefax | i love you |
| 7 Apr 2023 | Роман | иди н6ахкр |
| 21 Nov 2002 | Angelface | You aint dead thats why! |
| 27 Apr 2025 | mouse | kms. |
| 22 Dec 2025 | Freak lotte | I think you are a ghost |
| 23 Apr 2006 | Jacques Lanouette | Parce qu'il n'y avait pas d'autre endroit sur la page Internet où cliquer. Après avoir essayer de trouver un endroit pour naviger sur ton site, je ne savais pas que cela allait te tuer. Désolé ! |
| 5 Dec 2025 | Haram iqbal | Tell me i dont know |
| 26 Sep 2024 | Penis Visual | пошла нахуй шлюха дешёвая |
| 28 Oct 2000 | S.Meftah | Because you wrote this before you're dead |
| 29 May 2021 | chilipizdrio | i don't know... |
| 12 Dec 2021 | alice potemkina | Please, don't cry, dear. You are not dead. It's just a fly, but it's not you. You are just a poor lonely soul, who thinks that she's dead, but it's not true. I will protect you and your heart. We will. |
| 20 Jul 2023 | ............ | The soul can pass on messages after death, and you indeed have a soul. |
| 30 Nov 2000 | Iris Hoppe | You are a virtual fly with more than one life |
| 27 Jan 2026 | Robinho | Urso |
| 9 Apr 2000 | Alvaro P. F. da Silva | how can i tell you since I'm dead? I killed you. You killed me too. How do I know? You do too. |
| 28 Nov 2023 | Maksim | You bot |
| 8 Aug 2000 | fireout | you're not dead obviously... but if you are... that is so sad... you were such a great artist. You are so weird and special... I can't wait to travel further in your world. Mouche (that is my nickname... weird hen?) take care |
| 17 Jan 2019 | Owin Hollingsworth | :0000 last name gay |
| 17 Feb 2003 | gloria | you are not dead for good |
| 19 Mar 2024 | zxcursed | idk |
| 2 May 2021 | .............. | you are a ghost |
| 5 May 2017 | Juan perez | Porque nunca te mueres cuando estas online |
| 4 Nov 2007 | ivanegues | Because you still have a conscience after death |
| 16 Feb 2022 | valery | No you never die |
| 8 Aug 2000 | John Skyler Morgan | You're just really attached to the cat that I killed a few weeks ago. The cat that I killed without telling you why. You're just so sensitive now because of the loss of that cat. I am glad I killed it like that, though. If I hadn't been so wanton, you would have never emailed me and I would have never partaken in your increadibly visive site. I generally never fill these things out, due to the fact that by default my computer uses my personal address, but I can make an exception when I am so thouroughly impressed. |
| 6 Dec 2000 | Aly | i dont know, you have telepathic powers I guess. |
| 17 Nov 2000 | Eric | because you are not really a fly. you were simply playing the new "virtual fly" game at Dave & Busters. |
| 11 Dec 2019 | Vadim | .......... |
| 6 Oct 2020 | Daniel | Дарова |
| 15 Feb 2016 | jermy cocker | you're god |
| 27 Jan 2004 | BUBATRAJAX | idont know,,,maybe you are not a fly on this planet. i have a friend which an alienigenan spirit,,get in his body and know ,when someone film him with the videocamera,his friends in the space can see him talkin about bin laden an another things its a fuckinstrange corresponsal in the erth from other planet,,,its crazy ,its drunker ,its hommless its a genious,,,its unsoportable..OOOOOHH SHIIIT STOP TO CRYYYYYYYYY |
| 20 Apr 2017 | Eren Yeager | cuz u can scrub lol lmao get rekt |
| 4 Dec 2017 | jake | idk soul? |
| 8 Aug 2020 | roos | Magic :) |
| 8 Dec 2000 | katerina | i don't know but you're not suppose to be able to type even if you were alive so how the hell should i know? maybe you're just ....special. |
| 8 Aug 2018 | noname | wtf who really knows? maybe it's magic :D |
| 17 Mar 2018 | netartworkshop | U wrote this before your death, knowing you were going to die soon!! |
| 8 Aug 2000 | I. Arie Katz | i figure you can still write even though you're dead because perhaps you have unfinished business. perhaps your soul has decided that it does not wish to be reincarnated yet so it has taken up domain in the net. it will stay there untill it wishes to go, leaving you to suffer while you ponder why you can still write even though you're dead. |
| 10 Oct 2021 | Мирослава | Sorry cute fly but im so sorry i dont have kill you sorry |
| 8 Jun 2021 | Adrian | Why you dead? |
| 17 Nov 2000 | genlee | You're one of those fruit flies that linger around the house no matter how many times you think you killed it. |
| 11 Jun 2021 | diema | ur not dead xd i out u in a cup and let u go smh. i would never kill a fly wtf is wrong with u are u crazy. i love bugs btw if ur wings were taken off or u were born without one would u be called a walk? |
| 31 Aug 2024 | Julia | Youre alive |
| 3 Jan 2002 | Isabel | I believe that you are a supernatural fly, speaking out from what is known as Purgatory and you need to tell your story in order to pass on to the other side. So, you have been given physical capabilities in order to do so. |
| 15 Oct 2005 | Gianni | non piangere bambina!! |
| 22 Mar 2025 | Алиса | Откуда я знаю ты смешной конечно |
| 10 Dec 2000 | Samuel | It's obvious, you're lying, you're not dead. |
| 22 Nov 2004 | macha | ...... |
| 11 Mar 2026 | farto | we have been dead for a long time ... |
| 6 May 2017 | Leo | magic |
| 2 Nov 2000 | selis johan | A fly can't write. You aren't the fly. |
| 22 Sep 2021 | Мария слав | хз |
| 12 Aug 2023 | Sam | Idk LoL |
| 28 Nov 2021 | wapam | you are a pc website you're not real |
| 13 May 2025 | Arthur | Vc so esta pensando |
| 17 Jul 2018 | Lucy | Because you're not dead, you're in fly heaven |
| 20 Apr 2022 | 2wo | You can't lmaoooooooo |
| 5 Apr 2023 | жопа | алло бл,3 что тут происходит |
| 18 May 2002 | mayaspider | how can you write this if you're a fly? |
| 10 Feb 2024 | Meowmaster | idk |
| 2 Jan 2026 | Howard | ALL I KNOW IS THAT I LIKED CLICKING YOU |
| 17 Nov 2000 | jeremy | How did you make the button move around like that? I could only catch it by shrinking my window until it didn't have much room |
| 19 Nov 2023 | Valdis | Because you are programed to do that, obviously. |
| 23 Feb 2025 | WAZAAA | olooloooollo |
| 7 Mar 2025 | Yutya | You're dead. |
| 2 May 2021 | yuri | youre a ghost |
| 23 Sep 2004 | nLee | Oh, i did it again! anyway, you are suffering just from one if of these many little deaths catching us frequently, nothing to worry about, ma petite mouchette! |
| 3 Jan 2025 | Не имеет значения... | Sorry, I don't know English well :( |
| 13 Feb 2017 | Aubrey Elder | YOU ARE NOT REAL |
| 28 Nov 2025 | Your father | I don't know |
| 1 Mar 2018 | Diego | Don't know :3 |
| 21 Mar 2006 | toto | tu resteras toujours dans mon esprit |