| 04 Aug 2008 | wuas | he sits outside my window at 4 in the morning yowling. that horny cat needs to get laid |
| 29 Jul 2008 | Kattykins | He looked at me with vicious fangs. He wanted to tear open my flesh, I could tell. I'm sorry, but he was asking for death when he crossed my path. |
| 27 Jul 2008 | Lovely Bastard of Provence | OHHH, GOOOODDDDDD, the better question is why has it been so long since I last killed your cat??!!! My god, the yearning, the bitter unending ache, the lonliness, the damage, the pine nuts. How I have longed for thee. I want to whisper your name upon your deliciously pure untangled innards spread out before me all shining and white like a kettle of Christmas sausage. Oh, Daniel, how my body and soul have ached for your shining miscreance and beatific wretched cries. Ohh, do it again. Howl for me, coyote, HOWL! |
| 27 Jul 2008 | chris Smith | beacuse it looked at my cat funny |
| 25 Jul 2008 | Anton | Because I hate faux-artists types that think they have talent. |
| 05 Jul 2008 | Kannir | I'm sorry! x-x It was goin HARRAAA!! in my ear ='[ |
| 15 Jun 2008 | Tiph | car il fait un bruit trop bizarre |
| 14 Jun 2008 | adam | It killed my rat! |
| 10 Jun 2008 | why do you care? | it attacked for no reason, i needed to kill it, collect brain tissue, and have it checked for rabies because its freakin evil |
| 02 Jun 2008 | Jorge | Because I was thinking in death and I say to me. Why don´t I kill something? After minutes I was surffering on google and i´m here. I´m press tab key and then enter and voilà. bye! www.colordelaspalabras.tk http://elcolordelaspalabras.blogr.es/stories |
| 01 Jun 2008 | Paul Zackowski | Lol, because it was annoying me to death. :-D |
| 28 May 2008 | weemanmax | ....here kitty kitty....ka-fuckin-BOOM! Evil little Bastard.....they think they are so clever...sitting there licking their balls and staring at you.....trying to make you jealous that you couldn't do the same (Do not try licking a cats balls....It's over rated....I tried it but also got arrested....)....next thing you know it's spewing up fur balls everywher then shitting behind the sofa.....then you start finding it's own little murdered bodies around the place...mice, birds etc. If I went out and murdered someone the wife would be well pissed if I brought the corpse back to show her.....evil kitty....EVIL KITTY...K I L L T H E M A L L...oh no...i can hear the voices again.....AAAAaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhh ! |
| 27 May 2008 | Sénateur Dupont | I killed your cat because it is not a pure breed |
| 09 May 2008 | Pancho | Because is a fucker, and I need it to my Pet Cementery |
| 29 Apr 2008 | meow | it knew too much |
| 21 Apr 2008 | Jacob Rausch | It was possesed by something not of this Earth - a being of great power and unfathomable evil the mere contemplating of which could drive mere mortals mad. So for your own good, let's not dwell on this matter, and whatever you do, please don't sue me. |
| 19 Apr 2008 | Jacob Rausch | It's my hobby. Want to see my collection? |
| 19 Apr 2008 | Mary Dixon | Because it couldn't feel it. It is just a dumb animal |
| 07 Apr 2008 | Hichem Bourkhis | because i like interaction! hahaha |
| 29 Mar 2008 | Josephine Baker | It was eating my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! |
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