04 Aug 2008 wuas  he sits outside my window at 4 in the morning yowling. that horny cat needs to get laid  
29 Jul 2008 Kattykins  He looked at me with vicious fangs. He wanted to tear open my flesh, I could tell. I'm sorry, but he was asking for death when he crossed my path. 
27 Jul 2008 Lovely Bastard of Provence  OHHH, GOOOODDDDDD, the better question is why has it been so long since I last killed your cat??!!! My god, the yearning, the bitter unending ache, the lonliness, the damage, the pine nuts. How I have longed for thee. I want to whisper your name upon your deliciously pure untangled innards spread out before me all shining and white like a kettle of Christmas sausage. Oh, Daniel, how my body and soul have ached for your shining miscreance and beatific wretched cries. Ohh, do it again. Howl for me, coyote, HOWL! 
27 Jul 2008 chris Smith  beacuse it looked at my cat funny 
25 Jul 2008 Anton  Because I hate faux-artists types that think they have talent. 
05 Jul 2008 Kannir  I'm sorry! x-x It was goin HARRAAA!! in my ear ='[ 
15 Jun 2008 Tiph  car il fait un bruit trop bizarre 
14 Jun 2008 adam  It killed my rat! 
10 Jun 2008 why do you care?  it attacked for no reason, i needed to kill it, collect brain tissue, and have it checked for rabies because its freakin evil 
02 Jun 2008 Jorge  Because I was thinking in death and I say to me. Why don´t I kill something? After minutes I was surffering on google and i´m here. I´m press tab key and then enter and voilà.
bye!
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01 Jun 2008 Paul Zackowski  Lol, because it was annoying me to death. :-D 
28 May 2008 weemanmax  ....here kitty kitty....ka-fuckin-BOOM! Evil little Bastard.....they think they are so clever...sitting there licking their balls and staring at you.....trying to make you jealous that you couldn't do the same (Do not try licking a cats balls....It's over rated....I tried it but also got arrested....)....next thing you know it's spewing up fur balls everywher then shitting behind the sofa.....then you start finding it's own little murdered bodies around the place...mice, birds etc.
If I went out and murdered someone the wife would be well pissed if I brought the corpse back to show her.....evil kitty....EVIL KITTY...K I L L T H E M A L L...oh no...i can hear the voices again.....AAAAaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhh !  
27 May 2008 Sénateur Dupont  I killed your cat because it is not a pure breed 
09 May 2008 Pancho  Because is a fucker, and I need it to my Pet Cementery 
29 Apr 2008 meow  it knew too much 
21 Apr 2008 Jacob Rausch  It was possesed by something not of this Earth - a being of great power and unfathomable evil the mere contemplating of which could drive mere mortals mad. So for your own good, let's not dwell on this matter, and whatever you do, please don't sue me.  
19 Apr 2008 Jacob Rausch  It's my hobby. Want to see my collection? 
19 Apr 2008 Mary Dixon  Because it couldn't feel it. It is just a dumb animal 
07 Apr 2008 Hichem Bourkhis  because i like interaction! hahaha 
29 Mar 2008 Josephine Baker  It was eating my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! 
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